1 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,110 Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? 2 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:14,830 I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha! 3 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,910 Soos! Wendy! 4 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:20,650 What's up, Mr. Pines? 5 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:23,420 I'm headin' out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right? 6 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,220 - Yes, sir. - Absolutely not. 7 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,320 You stay outta trouble. 8 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,570 Hey, guys, what's this? 9 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:33,580 A secret ladder to the roof? 10 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:35,750 Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that. 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,850 You're freakin' me out, dude! 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,120 Can we actually go up there? 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,960 Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time! 14 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,730 Roof time! Roof time! 15 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:53,200 All right, check it out. 16 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,470 Whoa! Whoa, cool! 17 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,510 You put all this stuff up here? 18 00:00:57,730 --> 00:01:00,050 I may or may not sneak up here during work, 19 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,400 All the time, every day. 20 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:05,850 Yes! 21 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,550 - All right. - Me first! 22 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:14,130 Jackpot! High five! 23 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,860 Don't leave me hangin'. 24 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:21,470 Hey, it's my friends. 25 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:23,730 Wendy! 26 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:26,760 Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell stan about this, are you? 27 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:31,730 Later, dorks. 28 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:38,970 Let's get outta here! 29 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,480 Later, Wendy! 30 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,520 Ah, good times. 31 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:47,930 - What? - Somebody's in love! 32 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,210 Yeah, right. 33 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:51,080 I just think wendy's cool, okay? 34 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,210 It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her. 35 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,780 Gravity Falls S01E05 The Inconveniencing 36 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:42,300 Put on some dance party for no reason! 37 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,360 Go! Go! Go! 38 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,720 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 39 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,690 - Dipper! - What? Yes? Yeah? 40 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,070 Aren't you gonna get in on this? 41 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,990 I, uh, don't really dance. 42 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,050 Yeah, you do. 43 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,450 Mom used to dress him up in a lamb costume 44 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:01,620 And make him do... 45 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,970 The lamby dance. 46 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,240 Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance. 47 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,030 Lamb costume? Whoa! 48 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,870 Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or...? 49 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,990 Well, uh... Uh... 50 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:14,390 Dipper would prance around and sing a song about grazing. 51 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,070 Hey, look at that. 52 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:19,950 Quittin' time. The gang's waitin' for me. 53 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,760 Hey, wait, uh, maybe I could-- 54 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,820 Or could come with you. 55 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:24,960 Ooh, I don't know. 56 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,390 My friends are pretty intense. 57 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,970 How old did you guys say you are? 58 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,940 We're 13, so, technically a teen. 59 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:34,130 All right. I like your moxie, kid. 60 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,270 Let me get my stuff. 61 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:39,770 Since when are we 13? Is this a leap year? 62 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:42,260 Come on, mabel. This is our chance to hang out with, 63 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,950 You know, the cool kids-- and Wendy and whatever. 64 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:47,110 I knew it! You love her! 65 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,060 Love, love, love, love, love! 66 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,020 Oh, hey, what's that? 67 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:56,470 Hurry up. 68 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,750 In the belly! In the belly! 69 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:01,990 In the belly! In the belly! 70 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:07,470 Wendy! 71 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,140 Wendy! Wendy! 72 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:12,080 Hey, guys, these are my pals from work, mabel and dipper. 73 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,980 I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain. 74 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,070 She's not much for first impressions, 75 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:18,880 Unlike this guy! 76 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:22,180 This guy...! 77 00:04:23,290 --> 00:04:25,560 So are you, like, babysitting or...? 78 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:26,950 Come on, Robbie. 79 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,850 Guys, this is Lee and Nate... 80 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,630 Tambri... 81 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,000 Thompson, who once ate a run-over waffle for 50 cents... 82 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:36,240 Don't tell them that. 83 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,960 And Robbie. You can probably figure him out. 84 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:42,170 Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower. 85 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,510 Oh, you mean the big muffin. 86 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,510 Um, it's a giant explosion. 87 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:50,280 Heh heh! Kind of does look like a muffin. 88 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,550 Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight, huh? 89 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,050 Let's get outta here! Get in the car! 90 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,170 Sorry, kid, I'll ride shotgun, all right? 91 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,660 Okay, just, before we go, 92 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:12,410 My mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so... 93 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:15,120 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! 94 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,750 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! 95 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:31,170 Ha ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind. 96 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,010 Mabel, please. 97 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,210 What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your new... 98 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:37,130 Girlfriend! 99 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,170 Uhh! Did you just lick my hand? 100 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:44,820 You're watching the black-and-white 101 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,810 Period piece old lady boring movie channel. 102 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:50,850 Kids! I can't find the remote, and I refuse to stand up! 103 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:53,070 Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, 104 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,180 Starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as the Duchess 105 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,640 And Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the risible coxswain 106 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,340 Sounterbluggot Hampterfuppinshire. 107 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,220 Kids! 108 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,950 No! Noooo! 109 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,960 There it is, fellas-- 110 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,060 The condemned Dusk-to-Dawn. 111 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,110 - Neato! - Awesome! 112 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,550 Wh-why did they shut it down? 113 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,460 It's, like, a health code violation, or...? 114 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:23,860 - Try murder! - Some folks died in there. 115 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,670 The place has been haunted ever since. 116 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,650 This town has such a colorful history! 117 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,150 What? Are-- are you guys serious? 118 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,790 Yeah. We're all gonna die! 119 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,450 Chill out, man. It's not as bad as it looks. 120 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,590 Come on, Dipper. 121 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,220 Haha, Okay. Okay 122 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,420 Just-- just gotta get a foothold. 123 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:45,740 Dude, your sister did it. 124 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,600 Hey, you know what? Just... There you go. 125 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,650 Sorry, dude. 126 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:56,210 Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius. 127 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:57,560 Your mom's a genius. 128 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:02,370 This place is amazing. 129 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,430 I think it's-- it's stuck. 130 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,450 - Let me take a crack at it. - Oh, yeah. 131 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,610 I can't get in, but I'm sure junior here 132 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,570 Is gonna break it down like hercules. 133 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:13,530 Come on, leave him alone. He's just a little kid. 134 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,880 Whoa, kid! What are you doing? 135 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,620 Go, dipper! Punch that metal thing! 136 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,560 Hey, dipper, take it easy. 137 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,460 Who wants to bet he doesn't make it? 138 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:43,760 Good call, inviting this little maniac! 139 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:46,280 Your new name is Dr. Fun Times. 140 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:47,210 All right. 141 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:49,070 Yeah, man. Cool. 142 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:50,570 Nice work. 143 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,410 Do you guys really think it's haunted? 144 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,670 Thompson, are you kidding me? 145 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,320 Come on, shut up, man! 146 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,060 Oh, man. 147 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:13,010 It's even creepier than I imagined. 148 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:21,520 Yep, it's dust. 149 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,840 Hey, dude, where do you think they keep the dead bodies? 150 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:28,980 Shut up, man! 151 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,650 Guys, check it out! You think they still work? 152 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:38,630 Nice! 153 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,460 Jackpot! 154 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,180 So, what are we gonna do now? 155 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,620 Anything we want. 156 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:50,420 Take that. 157 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,630 Put 'em in, put 'em in! Three at a time, three at a time! 158 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,080 Oh, my gosh! Smile dip! 159 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,480 I thought this stuff was banned in America. 160 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:10,770 Maybe they had a good reason. 161 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:19,400 Hey, come here, man, we got it ready! 162 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,620 Whatever it is, I'll do it! 163 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,520 Thompson! 164 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,000 Dipper, this night is, like, legendary. 165 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,620 - Really? - Just look around. The guys are bonding. 166 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:32,140 I've never even seen tambri look up from her phone this long, 167 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,460 And your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip. 168 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,770 Maybe I've had too much. 169 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,210 What you think? 170 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:47,310 Would you like to eat my candy paws? 171 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,350 Of course, you little angel. 172 00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:56,800 You know, dipper, I wasn't sure 173 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,030 If you could hang with our crew at first, 174 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,700 But you're surprisingly mature for your age. 175 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,430 Yes. Yes, I am. 176 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,820 Hey, guys, We need more ice. 177 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,340 I'm on it. 178 00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:33,390 What was that? 179 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:35,740 I thought I heard some lady screaming back here. 180 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,110 You freakin' out, kid? 181 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,700 No. No, I'm cool. Everything's cool. 182 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,190 Then what's all this about? 183 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,380 Oh, that's... Uh... Uh... Uh... 184 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:44,590 Hey, look! 185 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:45,550 Dancy pants revolution, 186 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,810 The game that tricks people into exercising. 187 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,410 All right, I'm down. 188 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,660 Yeah, let's all-- let's all go play that. 189 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,070 Dance! Hurry up! 190 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,230 Go! Go! Go! Go! 191 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,220 Wow! He's really terrible at this. 192 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,990 Yeah, yeah, that's-- that's great. 193 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:15,790 I'll be right back. 194 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,680 Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up! 195 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,280 Uhh! What is he doing? 196 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,610 I don't care about dukes or commoners... 197 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,980 Or his royal highness, Lionel of Cornwall. 198 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,100 I'm not afraid anymore, mother. 199 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,990 Duchess, I forbid you. 200 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:35,040 I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman! 201 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,760 Yes! Yes! 202 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,710 In your face, elizabeth! 203 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,190 It's just like my life! 204 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:42,990 In a way. 205 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,220 Mabel, I need your advice. 206 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,150 We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store, 207 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,280 I can't get ahold of Grunkle Stan, 208 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,870 And if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys, 209 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:55,300 they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something. 210 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:56,850 Mabel? 211 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,720 The future is in the past! 212 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,210 Onward, deoshebah! 213 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,520 Mabel! How many of these did you eat? 214 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,910 Eleventeen. 215 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,130 Oh, man. Oh man, oh man, oh man! 216 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,300 Whoa, guys, you might wanna see this. 217 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,030 What the heck? 218 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,210 Whoa. Then the rumors are true. 219 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,480 Dude, dare you to lie down in it. 220 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,460 Good idea. Go lie down in it. 221 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,220 I'm a dead body! Look! 222 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:38,040 Wait! 223 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,800 Maybe let's not do that. 224 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,470 This guy's scared! 225 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,160 All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates? 226 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,500 I mean, what if this place really is... 227 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:49,720 Haunted? 228 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,800 - Come on. -Boo. 229 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,530 Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill. 230 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,330 But I thought I was Dr. Fun times. 231 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,720 Well, you're acting like Captain Buzzkill, right? 232 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,760 Yeah. Little bit. 233 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,160 Status update: 234 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,940 Trapped in store with insane 9-year-old. 235 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:11,070 I'm not a 9-year-old. I'm 13, 236 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,640 Technically a teen! 237 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,290 Whoa? What is that? 238 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:26,570 What? 239 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,180 "status update... 240 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,130 Aaaahhhhhhh." 241 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,360 Tambri! Tambri! 242 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,710 Can you hear us? 243 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,220 What are we supposed to do? I don't know, man! I don't know! 244 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,670 Let's just go already! 245 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,270 - Thompson! - Wait! 246 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,410 I've almost got the high score! 247 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:58,670 What? 248 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,760 Time to shake what your momma gave you! 249 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:03,880 Oh, no! Help! So many arrows! 250 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,500 You're a dance machine! 251 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,490 No, you're a dance machine! 252 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,880 - Oh, no! - Thompson! 253 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,870 Forget him! Let's go! 254 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,790 What the--? Guys, it's locked! 255 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,050 Outta my way! 256 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,270 Everybody, wait. 257 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:26,170 Whatever is doing this has to have some kind of reason. 258 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,070 Maybe if we could just figure out what it is, 259 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,660 Then they'll let us out of here. 260 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,900 "they'll let us out of here." 261 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,380 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 262 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,380 I don't know, guys. Maybe he's got a point. 263 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:35,200 Yeah, right. 264 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,520 I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about his feelings! 265 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:42,230 Wh-what? 266 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,860 I'm bonkers for eating you alive! 267 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,070 No! 268 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:49,080 Lee! 269 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:50,430 Okay, okay. 270 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,910 I'm with you, kid. One hundred percent, man. 271 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,280 Welcome! 272 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,380 They got mabel! 273 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:01,130 Welcome to your graves, young trespassers! 274 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,050 We're super sorry for hanging out in your store. 275 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,530 Yeah, can we just go now and leave forever? 276 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,170 Well... Okay. You're free to go. 277 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,970 But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off. 278 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,560 I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs! 279 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,810 Just kidding about the hot dog sale! 280 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,710 Just let us outta here already! 281 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,660 I don't like your tone! 282 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,280 No, no! Aah! 283 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,780 What? No! I'm a hot dog! 284 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:38,580 It begins! 285 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,760 Welcome to your home for all eternity! 286 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,460 Dipper, what do we do? Duck! 287 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,390 Quick, in there! 288 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,260 What do they want from us? 289 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,700 - Revenge, I guess...? - What did we do wrong? 290 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,500 Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. 291 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,920 Why was each person taken? 292 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,780 Tambri was texting, thompson was playing a video game, 293 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,490 Lee was being sarcastic-- it doesn't make any sense! 294 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,560 Yeah. I mean, those are all just normal teenage things. 295 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,820 Wendy, say that last part again. 296 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,220 "Normal teenage things"? 297 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:26,760 Of course! Stay here until I get back. 298 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,040 Dude, what are you doing? 299 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:34,810 Hey, ghost! 300 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,100 I've got something to tell you. 301 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,640 I'm not a teenager! 302 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,750 Well, why didn't you say so? 303 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,910 How old did you say you were? 304 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:56,810 I'm... 305 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,550 I'm 12, technically not a teen. 306 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,630 When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store. 307 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,520 Always sassafrassin' customers 308 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:08,900 With their boomie-boxes 309 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,320 And disrespectful short pants, 310 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,910 So we decided to up and ban them, 311 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:18,270 But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music! 312 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,370 The lyrics, they were so... Hateful! 313 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,110 Homework's wack, and so are rules 314 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,140 Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools 315 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,370 Nooo! 316 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:29,040 It was so shocking, we were stricken down 317 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,290 With double heart attacks. 318 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,000 That's why we hate teenagers so much, 319 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,290 Don't we, honey? 320 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,520 But they're my friends. 321 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,660 Isn't there anything I can do to help them? 322 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,080 There is one thing. 323 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,700 Do you know any funny little dances? 324 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,930 Uh... Is there anything else I can do? 325 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:53,360 Nooooo! 326 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,960 Okay, okay, okay! Um, well... 327 00:17:56,630 --> 00:18:00,560 I do know... The lamby-lamby dance, 328 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,190 But, uh, but I can't really do it without a lamb costume. 329 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,970 Oh. Well. There it is. 330 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,940 Well 331 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,350 Who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby? 332 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,320 I do! I do! 333 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,380 So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy 334 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,340 Hi there, hi there 335 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:23,290 So march, march, march around the daisies 336 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,770 Yes! Yes! More, more! 337 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:32,290 don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby 338 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:38,110 That was some fine girlie-dancin', boy! 339 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,260 Your friends are free. 340 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,130 Well, I don't think you have to worry about us comin' back, so... 341 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:57,240 I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again. 342 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,120 - Hey, there's still some left. - Evil! 343 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,190 What-- what happened after everything went crazy? 344 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,920 You are not going to believe it. 345 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,950 The ghosts appeared, and dipper had to... 346 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,010 And, um, dipper just grabbed a bat 347 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,330 And started beating ghosts down, left and right. 348 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,130 And then the ghosts got all scared 349 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,580 And ran away like a couple of little girls. 350 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,680 - It was insane! - No way! 351 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,730 Dr. Fun Times! 352 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,940 Well, I'm probably scarred for life. 353 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,680 Yeah, that was pretty crazy. 354 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,120 Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything. 355 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,760 Hey, next time we hang out, 356 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,520 Let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay? 357 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,090 Ha ha! Next time? 358 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,460 Yeah, let's-- let's hang out at the shack. 359 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:45,570 Ha ha! Yeah. 360 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:47,960 Next time. 361 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,430 What kind of sick joke is this? 362 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,060 The wedding. 363 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,220 I've waited so long for this. 364 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,090 Oh, look at her in that dress. 365 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,560 Count Lionel! What's he doin' here?! 366 00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,670 I've come to reclaim my bride! 367 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,220 You had your chance at the cotillion, you! 368 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,490 You had your chance at the cotillion, you! 369 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,800 That's what I'm sayin'! 370 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,280 Couldn't find the remote.